When a good man goes to war
OH GOD.
nononononONONONONO NOOOOO
/sobbing
We know he’s the best.
He knows he’s the best.
We’ll just do what we do best. Be classy about it.
So there was this one guy at downtown Disney in the window pretending to be a mannequin. Me and my friends thought he was a cardboard cutout, until he smiled creepily at my friend @everfadingblackroses . We started to take pictures with him until he came out of the store. He came up to me and started talking to me, and I was kinda scared so I awkwardly walked away, but he did this wierd cuddle walk creepy thing and finally went away. Then, a group of the people in my school huddled around cause they saw what happened. One of the goofballs in my grade went up to him and the creepy guy hugged him for an awkwardly brief time. Then he kissed him on the forehead and went away.
The end